You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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