i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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