I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
you will always have a special place in my vag
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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