Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
nutella sex= disaster
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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