I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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