i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I licked your asshole in confidence.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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