i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
