Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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