i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
worst night to have a conscience
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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