another moral hangover. fuck.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
my shit smells like andre
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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