I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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