I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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