A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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