I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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