we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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