she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I think I sprained my soul last night
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
is it fun? or sober?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize