people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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