They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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