My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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