I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Come see our sink grown plant.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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