How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Dick very happy bro
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
