There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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