He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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