I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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