yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
thus making me awesome and them whores
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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