shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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