You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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