New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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