doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm sobbing to NWA
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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