He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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