Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
