she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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