just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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