Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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