What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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