are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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