nut hugger
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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