How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I need water and some morals
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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