She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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