everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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