i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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