Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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