I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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