Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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