We won't sleep together?
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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