ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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