why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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