No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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