If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He has the fingertips of a God
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