We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
