Michael Bay diarrhea
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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