Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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