I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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